Saturday, January 13, 2007
Marriage Proposal
are you bored? what is there to do on a morning after a night of sleeplessness? i was so darn sian that i watched Girls Out Loud on youtube. and this is the link to the part where they talked about marriage proposal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYRclLyWySY&NR
are you kidding me? asking to register for hdb flat together is considered a proposal? fuck off man. you too shy to ask, don't get married. that is horrible. and to think that all the men that GOL interviewed said the same thing, and they don't even think it's not unromantic. WTF?!
girls want surprises. if my man were to say that to me, i won't even catch it. so i will most probably reply with "why? don't you already have a place to live in?". the whole idea is scaring me. it's like, fuck, you are wanting to get married for the sake of the ownership of a property. you must be a damn cow, dude.
i thought dramas' proposals were dowdy. but wadda, they're definitely way better than the HDB thingy. hey people, don't you watch drama serials that singapore make? mediacorp is fabulous man. if you copy ideas from the drama, what's wrong? at least don't take government's rules as an excuse la. that is horrible!
it makes me super duper angry. where on earth are your creative cells? wadda... just come to me la, i will dry my brain and make sure i think of one for you. you want your spouse-to-be to feel special don't you? and please, never consult your guy friend cos they all think the same okay. not everything is good short-and-simple. there is no shortcut to getting a wife. spend the extra dollars, or just time, think of a good one. don't be so retarded. copy ideas from drama is bad enough. boring and used. but HDBing is worse. WORST!
my boyfriend doesn't read my blog. he doesn't watch GOL. he doesn't catch hints. walan, it's so imaginable that i will have to give him the exact idea of how to go about doing it. anyway, it just gotta be so damn smart and creative and special, that it surprise me so hard, that i get so touched, that i cry a whole night before saying yes. of cos i want a video of the whole damn process, but please hide the cam. honey honey, you can turn to my girlfriends. i'm sure they are good at this. there are some things boys just can't do =).
lol why the fuck am i living in my own fantasy?
dear friends, please do not let HDBing happen to me.
is it too late?
- 10:02:00 AM
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valued creeps
BUBU
bestie
since 1998
great laugher, horrible classmate,
female duet, weeding partner
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JAMIE
honeh
since 2000
always on my side, club partner,
digresser, great companion
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WEESIN
sister
since 1999
duet partner, confidant,
sibei onz, trustworthy
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CLARA
meanie
since 2005
scream-2-gather
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JEWEL
meanie
since 2005
similarities, like-minded
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ALEXANDER
boyfriend
since 2000
ah blah blah blah
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